Collection: Sweary Handmade Soaps (Soap That Scrubs Your Skin and Your Soul)

If you’re still using that generic, soul-crushing detergent bar from the grocery store, it’s time for an intervention. Our handmade soaps don’t just get you clean; they speak your language. Whether you're a "Bad Ass Bitch,"  or just someone who is "Zen AF," we have a bar that matches your vibe.

Handcrafted with pride in Airdrie, AB, these bars are the perfect mix of high-quality ingredients and low-class humour.

The Good Stuff:

• The Trifecta of Moisture: Every bar is loaded with Coconut Oil (for bubbles), Olive Oil (for softness), and Sustainably Sourced Palm Oil (for a long-lasting bar). No "forest-destroying" guilt here.

• Airdrie Made: Small-batch, hand-poured, and cured to perfection right in your backyard.

• Scent Profile: A expert blend of pure essential oils and premium fragrance oils that smell better than a promotion.

• Perfectly Giftable: Because nothing says "I care about you" like a bar of soap that tells you to have a great Monday (or just get through it).

A Bar For Every Personality:

We’ve got 20+ varieties to choose from, including:

• Soap for Cracks and Sacks: For the hard-to-reach places.

• Soap for Coffeeholics: Because smelling like a latte is the only way to wake up.

• Lips, Nips & Bits: A true all-over experience.

Pro Tip for Longevity:

Don’t let your soap sit in a puddle of water—it’ll melt faster than a toddler’s patience. Use a draining soap dish so your bar stays hard and ready for action.

Warning: Using this soap may result in singing in the shower, improved personal hygiene, and a sudden urge to buy one for everyone you know.