Gen Xers soap

You know who you are. You were raised without any adult supervision. You drank from the fucking hose and loved to tell about it. You watched MTV. You are a tech savvy mother fucker but not tech dependent. You are greatest generation. The one, the only, Generation X. 

This soap is gritty and contains Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Cocoa Oil, Sustainably sourced Palm Oil, Olive Oil, Canola Oil, Coconut Shards, Parfum, and Titanium Dioxide.