Not your momma’s shower steamers

Not a bath person? No problem. You can still wash away the day (and the bad decisions) with our 5-pack of high-intensity shower steamers. 

These aren't your average "dainty" spa tabs. They are packed with high-grade essential oils and phthalate-free fragrances designed to clear your head, soothe your soul, and remind you that you’re doing just fine—even if you’re currently hiding in the shower from your responsibilities.

The Upgrades:

• The 5-Pack: Five chances to get your act together in one bag.

• Pure Quality: Only high-grade essential oils and clean, phthalate-free fragrances. No "mystery ingredients" here.

How to Use (Without Fking It Up)**

1. Placement is Key: Place one steamer on the floor of your shower. Pro Tip: Keep it away from the direct stream of water. You want it to sizzle, not drown in three seconds.

2. The Activation: Let the hot water splash it occasionally to activate the fizz and release the scents.

3. Inhale the Goodness: Breathe in that high-grade aroma. Let it hit your brain and melt away the "low class" stress of the day.

4. Finish Strong: Scrub, rinse, and step out feeling like a somewhat respectable member of society.

Warning: May cause you to stay in the shower until the hot water runs out. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.