The Bad Ass Candle Collection

Are you tired of candles that smell like "Grandma’s Unresolved Regrets" or "Generic Flower Field #4"? Same.

Our candles are designed for people who have a sophisticated palate but a mouth like a sailor. We’ve combined the soothing, eco-friendly vibes of 100% soy wax with the sassy, "tell-it-like-it-is" energy you bring to every group chat.

Why You Need This in Your Space:

• The Crackle is Real: Featuring a wood wick that crackles like a tiny campfire (or the burning bridges of your past).

• Size Matters: A solid 9 oz pour. That’s enough burn time to get you through a mental breakdown, a reality TV marathon, or a very long apology text.

• Truth in Labeling: From the meditative calm of "Zen as Fuck" to the heartfelt sentiment of "You’re My Favourite Bitch," we have a scent and a saying for every mood.

• Artisanal Quirks: These are hand-poured with love and a hint of chaos. Because of this, wax colors may vary. Think of it as a personality trait—no two candles (or moods) are exactly the same.

Warning: May cause sudden urges to pour a glass of wine, cancel all plans, and stare into the flame while ignoring your emails.

Ready to gift one to your bestie (or yourself)?