It's like my father always said Steel Mug

Ah, fatherly wisdom — sharp, scarring, and weirdly motivating.
This sublimated steel camping mug is perfect for sipping childhood trauma with a splash of dark roast. Dishwasher safe, emotionally unsafe. Just how Dad raised us.

Tough as your coping mechanisms, bold as your therapist’s notes.
Not microwave safe (it’s metal, dumbass). But hey, it holds caffeine and unresolved issues just fine.

Drink up — you turned out mostly okay.